When marketers feel the pressure of hitting their quota or launching a new product, they often forget why they chose marketing in the first place — it’s pure fun!
When I feel stressed out, I gather myself by remembering some great advice I received: ‘Nobody dies in Marketing’. We’re not heart surgeons or police officers where we have people’s lives at stake. As Marketers, we thrive by experimenting and having fun. So to inject a little bit of humor into your day, here are some marketing jokes I’ve either made up or heard from others. Enjoy…
Q: How did the beekeeper expand his business?
A: He focused on bee-to-bee (B2B).
Q: How many marketing ops specialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None — they’ve automated it.
Q: What snacks do social media marketers love to eat?
A: Insta-gram crackers.
Q: Why do SEO experts love driving during rush hour?
A: They appreciate the traffic.
Q: Why did the marketer get fired as a tap dancer?
A: He wanted to get paid per click.
Q: Why did the marketer build a fence around her house?
A: She likes to gate all of her assets.
Q: How do product marketers get rid of houseflies?
A: A SWOT analysis.
Q: Why was the movie director fascinated by download buttons?
A: He loves calls to action!
Q: How did the Marcom manager open the hood of her car?
A: She had to press release.
Q: How are NASCAR drivers and marketers similar?
A: They always try to capture leads.
Q: What do a browser and an oven have in common?
A: They both accept cookies.
Q: Why did the email marketer’s monkey breeding business fail?
A: All he had were Mail chimps.
Q: What’s the best way to market cat food?
A: Develop buyer purrr-sonas.
Q: How do email marketers shop for trampolines?
A: They check for bounce rate.
Q: Did you hear about the Dracula campaign?
A: It’s a good example of A-Count based marketing
Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite type of content?
A: A webinAAARRRR!
Q: Why did the lawyer switch her career to demand gen?
A: She was big on influencer marketing.
Q: What do a therapist and GDPR have in common?
A: They care about your privacy.
Q: Why did the content marketer keep all her receipts?
A: She has a thing for white papers.
Q: Why did the marketer present in front of a mirror?
A: He wanted to have a look-alike audience.
Q: Why did the marketer and the salesperson go to the mechanic?
A: They needed alignment.
Q: What did the email marketer bring to the potluck?
Q: Why didn’t the digital marketer want to pay for groceries?
A: She prefers organic.